Put your pants back on.
appearings:

he looks so my happy ohmy god

appearings:

he looks so my happy ohmy god

thedailymeme:

First World Problems

thedailymeme:

First World Problems

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical Blog!

roomwiththeblood:

Supermarkets put pictures of cows in fields on packaged bits of their bodies to make people feel less guilty.

It’s a lie.

Do you really believe the cow enjoyed its life in its ‘field’ being raised to die? Enjoyed listening to its friends’ screams and then having its own throat slit?

No. No more than you or I would.

friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped
meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
me: closes wrong tab
me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

mechinism:brothasoul:

can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually